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i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

nargles-and-bow-ties:

The most accurate portrayl of British TV ever to be on British TV

the man with 10 stone testicles was a legit show

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letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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dirtyovercoats:

a sigil for you if you want to summon angels to your blogs ;u;

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caffeineaddictedcas:

Cas + hands // 9.18

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maptitude1:

This world map in coins is made by Bedow; each continent is represented by coins from its own countries.

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The mountain smoked beneath the moon, 

The Dwarves they heard the tramp of doom. 

They fled their hall to dying fall

Beneath his feet, beneath the moon

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supermishamiga:

mamasam:

THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE THEIR EYES OPEN BUT THEY YAWN TOGETHER OH MY GOD MY HEART HAS EXPLODED.

Sorry but

image

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