- Mum: Oh dear it must be bad...
- Me: What why?
- Mum: Dean left without finishing his pie...
ocelots are so fucking adorable.
LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FACE :D
OH GOD IT HAS DEMON EYES I BET THIS IS CROWLEY’S FAVOURITE ANIMAL OTHER THAN HELL HOUNDS AND HUMANS
(Source: montparnnasse, via straight-as-a-curly-fry)
I really hate when parents don’t respect their kids personal space or boundaries and then get offended or upset when you get mad or they act like its nothing because they’re your parents. They are your children not your fucking property.
(via sammysam-winchester)
Our heater caught fire
So we had to call the apartment repair guys
They came
To our
Apartment.
oh god
(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)
For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
you really live up to your url
(via aliciakathryn96)
- Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
- Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
Evening dress, 1900-01
From the Digitalt Museum
I…. don’t want to like this as much as I do…
(via unhealthysp8obsession)
- Man: I don't want to get married and/or have kids.
- Society: That's cool, it's not your thing, I get it.
- Woman: I don't want to get married and/or have kids.
- Society: LOL. You just haven't found the right guy yet. You're a woman. You have to get married and have children, it's your only purpose.
